Enjoy the great view of the people in front of you.
Nothing else to see.
Because I always wanted to crawl into the ass of an elephant.
Because otherwise hotel guests do not know what day of the day it is.
(This carpet says: Welcome Friday – a concept i can relate to)
Because you really have to dig for coal just in front of the doorstep.
Just installing a device that keeps away the flies must be sufficient.
If someone decided to take away the cover for the sewers: Careful at night.
At least they could sell it for some bucks.
Because Fastfood and Jewellery make both happy.
Because it has the license to wake you up.